http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/460854

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their

Marbles and play things at a half passed four

There came a young lady who looked like a

Pretty, young picture, she sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress and she showed them her

Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck

She said she was learning a new way to

Bring up her children, so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizable

Home in the country, with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely, she'd show him her

Little pet dog, who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

Small, tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over and suck on his

Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whip cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirtyYou can go f*ck yourself!