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Thursday, October 30, 2008
    Okay here's some photos. For the identity of the perverse man in the blue jacket, you can check out Marcus's blog. Can't be bothered to kop a pic from him. Heh. I'm the guy with the cap there! SEE I'M SO NICE I ADVERTISE YOU. Okay lor. Today danced to HSM dances. for OIP. Quite fun. Wore some cap because lazy to do hair. Then Mass suddenly tell me go teach some sec 1s dances for Year Head Assembly. Guailaned with them for a while then escaped to do my OIP dances. Whoops, didn't help them at all. Maybe only in beatbox though. heh. Oh ya. Haven't mentioned about this for some time. I went cycling at ECP I went to Davin's party Fun. Okay byes. 100 years. (:
11:11 PM
Friday, October 24, 2008
WELL.
I haven't posted for quite some time, but aiya. don't know what to post.
So, here's just some pictures of stuff i took during eoy period. Most of them anyway.
First, let me introduce a game called Fantastic Contraption! It's a fantastic (hence the name) game that is terribly distracting during the EOYS. The game involves creating fantastic contraptions out of a few basic wheels and sticks, to move a "Goal peice" into a "goal area".
So, here's my proudest contraption! I call it a Fantastic Contraption.
(No i am not using subtle means to hammer the name Fantastic Contraption into your minds so that you can play Fantastic Contraption. After all, our minds are too fantastically contrapted to succumb to such contaptions, however fantastic. even if it's name is Fantastic Contraption.)
Tadah! This is what it looks like packed up. When i start it running, a drawbridge-style mechanism pulls the bridge up, letting a car run up the brige and to the edge above the pink area. But safely in the basket-car is the goal peice, tied down to the contraption by a long chain. When the car tilts over the edge, the water rods will cause the car to "hop" off, and the pull of the chain will swing the car into the goal area, thus winning the level!!
Sorry, i sounded too enthu. here's some pics of how it happens. Here, the drawbridge is just pulled down.
Goes to level ground....
And is just falling off!
I didn't take how it scored cause i was too busy jumping around and going yeah!
My drawbridge system. quite commendable. (: And it was totally original!
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Now for other random pics.
Jordan crying to himself after being locked in the project room...
Well this is a kinda fitting pic now? Sorry about your grandfather though.
Mugging in the library during EOY period. YES, mugging.
Er. Same here.
On the way to my grandma's house.
Cool huh. Taking a negative picture of a phone taking a negative picture.
OH MAN. this was stupid. Me and Davin were waiting for Kwek to buy his food, then some guy asked us who were we waiting for.
Davin: "Oh, our friend." *points to the empty seat*
"Uh, the beansprout's your friend?"
A bird in Toa Payoh MRT. like what the heck?
Coconut. Me love. (:
And this is dedicated to my sweetie! (: You're better than some indian worker anyday, baby.
Okay i guess that's it. Happy post-eoying everyone!
9:14 PM
Monday, October 20, 2008
The section below... well. it's disturbing to say the least.
Please for your own sake read it with an open mind.
Then proceed to laugh your ass off.
But I'll rather prefer you dont.
okay here goes.
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if there's one thing I've learnt from life
Never shake a gay indian construction worker's hand.
It doesn't rhyme,
The rhythm's not too fine,
But i don't really mind.
Tadah a poem it is not.
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Okay so this morning i was seriously seriously traumatized. SERIOUSLY. And I was pretty much in a state of shock the whole day, which made me kinda high at the sheer incredulity of it. Is that how you spell it anyway?
So. What happened was this morning on my way to school (I was supposed to be parade commander so I left house bright'n'early) I walked past that construction site at Westlake there, because as everyone knows I walk to school.
So, there i saw for the first time in a pretty long time, that gay indian construction worker i mentioned last time, yeah. The bugger who licks his lips while talking to me. I thought the episode in my life was over but well guess not.
So he was standing there, with that freaky smile of his. I didn't actually notice it was him at first (And no i'm not being racist) until he walked right up to me, stuck out his hand and said...
"I'm going back to india tomorrow"
Oh. The joy of it all. But his hand was.. in my way?
The path was too tiny for me to sidestep him and dao his obvious handshake, so i made it clear that I wasn't too enthusiastic, and stared at his hand for like 20 seconds before i shook it.
"Okay then, good luck."
BIG mistake.
BIG.
That f***guy just latched on to my hand, then used his thumb to draw lazy circles on my palm, staring at me with hooded eyes.
Then he does that old-uncle-trademark cheekopek eyebrow raise, saying
"I know your (some indian word) is very big"
Stunned. I tell you.
"Whaa...?"
"You know, your down there" he says, doing a freaky uncle eyebrow.
Now look here you paedo cheekopek. I don't need comments about the size of my... Ye Oon Jr. Not by a man probably thrice my age anyway, while stroking my hand in a terribly suggestive manner.
"Uh, i think i need to go." I said, attempting to pull away. (Translation: "GOD HELP ME" )
"Wait. Do you have a girlfriend?"
I should have said yes. Make him sad. But since I'm such a truthful boy i said "No"
And the whole of the way to school I was going "This-cannot-be-real-but-it-was-so-freaking-hilarious."
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And that's what happened.
h well. He's going back tomorrow, so all I need to do is camp out in my house the next day and this episode in my life will probably be over.
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But seriously, the thought of a middle-aged-indian man fantasizing about you is.... disturbing to say the least.
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But it's over!
Now on to my normal post.
So Eoys are over for me now. Which calls for a celebration i guess. Lanned today. My CS was kinda noob, my dota... woah. I had a positive kill/death ratio! In your face Kieng Wee!
Wore some pretty nice shirt/pants combi. I'll try that again next time.
Which reminds me. I want a blazer! Heh. I was trying out the G2000 blazers. Not bad. but i looked damn short in em. Ah wells.
Kayes. That's about it. Bye then. And remember my mantra!
9:22 PM
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
I lack all sembleance of self-disipline.
Sheesh. I turn on the computer to print a couple of practice papers and notes... and well. Look where I ended up.
Okay. a few stuff then.
First... Geog and Maths tomorrow, Physics on Friday, then Bio on Monday.
Nothing else, right? o.0
Ah well.
Okay some quick things I wanna tell some people. EOYS are such that I barely talk to anyone in class.
Dexter:
Hey you emo freak. I have no idea what happened on that fateful day you got all emo, and I'm not gonna believe Jordan's theory of your cool new jacket draining your life force and stuff. Anyway, like I said already don't let this affect your studies. I can't counsel for nuts so don't expect me to do anything. IF you have anything you wanna get out of your system i'm here to listen though.
Alvin:
Thanks for your geog notes today. Though I learnt about ziltch from them. Scouts....
Francis
Ooo. Scandalous.
3M
Thanks for answering my last-minute questions shouted out randomly before a test started. Good luck all of 3M, and may we all laugh at Patrick on Monday. Well, we do so on a daily basis already so...
Patrick
HAHA. paiseh uh. Suan you too much recently. You're like a stress ball stick during the EOY period.
Selena
Urm. Who..?
Angie
Whoops. So I lied. I'm using computer after all. Didn't intend to though.
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KK done. Good luck everyone for the remaining eoys!
"NOOOO!! must mug Geog HARDER!!!!"
Winner, I tell you.
Another quote.
"Banish to the Land of Tamil Books!"
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I have a password for my phone now. Marcus/Chin Jie/Patrick/Dexter/Ted, I'm sorry. (:
Oh. And I think I'm getting super-stressed or something. My hair is wtf curling up. It WAS a bit wavy naturally but this is getting ridiculous. How the HELL do you style curly hair!
Grah. Now to chiong Geog. Hey lookie here I didn't make a pun about our teacher!
OKAYthanksBYE.
8:47 PM
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
QUIZ AGAIN! RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name. 5. Put this on your journal.
1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say? Only Love [Only love is okay! lols. Then the rest not okay?]
2.How would you describe yourself? 冬天的橘子 [uhhh. What?! ] 3.What do you like in a girl/guy? 那就这样吧-动力火车 [Heh probably means that anything goes?] 4.How do you feel today? 幸福氧气 [What's with all the chinese songs! My media player clearly has more english songs.] 5.What is your life’s purpose? Lady Rain- Indecent Obsession [NO COMMENT. SHUDDAP!] 6.What is your motto? Angie [uhh. changed on request. (:] 7. What do your friends think of you? Chasing Cars. [Suicidal ah. -_- ] 8. What do you think of your parents? Finish The Fight [LOL. That's just bad luh. ] 9.What do you think about very often? 被你爱过我很快乐 [ Where got! I mean, i think of the singer (genie), but...] 10.What is 2 + 2? Super No.1 [Whahaha maths fail.] 11.What do you think of your best friend? Irreplaceable. [How true is that. :D] 12.What do you think of the person you like? 爱我别走 [Omg. Cool!] 13.What is your life story? 落叶归根 [That I'm gonna return to my homeland? HELLO I'm here already?] 14.What do you want to be when you grow up? Promiscuous. [*Slaps forehead*] 15.What do you think of when you see the person you like? The Way - Parachute Band [Uh. No link?] 16.What will you dance to at your wedding? This Ain't a love song [Then get married for what!?] 17.What will they play at your funeral? The Sweet Escape [FINE. I die then you happily escape from me luh!] 18.What is your hobby/interest? Ben Is Chasing Beautiful Girls - Norwegian Recycling [MY MEDIA PLAYER IS RIGGED!] 19.What is your biggest fear? Give Me Some Love [Lol. Scared of relationships?] 20.What is your biggest secret? 我知道我变漂亮了[Ohmygee. I went for plastic surgery! :O (btw that song is the theme song for that chinese show about plastic surgery FYI )] 21.What do you think of your friends? 曹格 - 天使忌妒的生活[Lol. What's that?] 22.What will you post this as? Hello Goodbye EH CANNOT BE LUH! The last time also leh. Anyway. goodbye!
9:30 PM
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Right. I'm just gonna ignore all the stuff on my tagboard (AHEM ANURAK AND TED)
AND make a short update on my life to date.
Okay. Actually I just wanted to display my latest camwhore pics. So sue me. Anyway, these pics were taken in the same day that I 1: Got a flu 2: Got a cough.
1 and 2 would mean that now I'm expelling up to twice my body weight worth of gross stuff every hour out of either my nose or my mouth. Watch out, everyone.
Pictures! Anyway this is just sick. I ate a wirgleys (sp?) chewing gum and 3 hours later it became like this. like frikking powdery-liquid. Sick. So that means that my mouth muscles are stronger thanks to beatboxing, or don't buy chewing gum from Thailand. .
I share a love-hate relationship with my headphones. Firstly, I love'em because of the music, and they CAN cover shitty hair to a certain extent, AND it looks nice.
But I hate them because they make nice hair shitty. Just erm... ignore the camwhore nature of the pics and you'll see why.
TADAH. Just ignore my face and the pics actually look nice. So there, this is how headphones look kind of presentable, if you wear the correct clothing anyway. But they hide a deadly secret..
Take em off and BAM theres a line of completely flattened hair. It's not really clear from here, but it is very very very flat.
AND that's why folks, if you spike your hair you can either wear headphones all the time or none at all.
okay eoys. mug.
10:05 AM
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Okay, just a short post then. YEAH I KNOW i said that I won't post till after EOYS but hey rules are meant to be broken right.
And this blogpost is just to commerate this very very special day.
Remember the date. 1st October 2008. A somewhat cloudy Wednesday.
01/10/2008.
IT IS CHILDREN'S DAY AND HARI RAYA!!!
of course it's also memorable for another reason. Today, we gave each other our 第一次.
Haha. it sounds so much more sick in Chinese. (:
Aiya. nothing much luh. Just hit the books from 10 to 6. minue about 3 hours of slacking. So I muged about 5 hours! And it was fun too.
*narrows eyes*
Serious!
6:59 PM
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