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Friday, September 5, 2008
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AND NOW, ON TO HAPPIER STUFF.

So... my mum bought home crabs yesterday.

LIVE FREAKING CRABS.

Then we were trying to kill it by stabbing it in the brain with chopsticks. Damn sick I tell you. Didnt work though, the skull too thick/brain too small.

So in the end, my parents just hecked it and lopped off the pincers with the crab still living, and started washing the pincers and put the crabs to one side.

Then It was my job....
To fureaking kill the crabs, and by ripping it into half no less.

I basically opened up it's ass flap (i think that was its ass flap because it had a tube with shit coming out of it when you squeezed) and PULLED the entire top and bottom shell apart. With my bare hands. With the crab still moving weakly.

Needless to say it kinda stopped moving after I ripped it apart.

SIIICCCKKK.

Then there was slimy stuff and shit and roe and more slimy shit on my hands.

I'm getting a bit graphic here. eew.

Then I cut the slimy shit and lungs/gills/whatever the hell that black thing was hanging from the inside of the shell. I'm soo never gonna use that sisccors again.

But then after that we cooked it. not bad. (:

And thats the end! I'll post pics of it later whenever my sister uploads it on HER blog.

Oh, and before I went to bathe that day I was kinda high.
"I'm going to bathe! Off to the BatheMobile!" *Extends arms and runs like superman to my room*

I have NO idea why I did that.

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Oh, and I went to take the results of my blood test today. The waiting room was freaking indundated with old people lah. And I had to wait for chao long even though my appointment was like 1hr+ ago.

Then my referral letter to NUH took even longer. Good thing I brought my ipod + book.

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Okay end of blog post. Bye bye.

Cheer up dex!

7:23 PM

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