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HELLO I WILL UPDATE THIS THING SOON (:
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
That you were meant to do something else?
Something greater?
Something... different?
That you were always out of place?
That you were always alone in a crowd?
That sometimes, you are the only one truly alive?
Anyway, just wanted to say that. Heroes, woah. It rocks. But seriously. Does anyone ever feel that way?
I know that I do. I spent like the first ten or so years of my life thinking that I had super-powers and I could release them if "I believe in myself."
Now, I'm grown up and know the harsh realities of the outside world. Dreams often do not come true, and you can't do anything about it.
Oh, and I just read a funny joke.
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"
And since good things come in pairs here's another one.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane!" exclaimed Mickey. "I said she was f***king Goofy!"
And yes that's the first swear word I used in this blog. Rest assured, more will come.
Tomorrow I'll be going to the library to stone for the whole day and then go shopping a while at J8. Don't really feel like going out too far from home actually.
Oh damn. Another joke.
What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, we need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
Anyway, so today I watched TV for basically the whole day. Mapled in the morning, watched some videos until 3 or so, and just watched tv until 6-ish. Then went to read some books and now it's 10.
So... I'm not sure what to put actually. My life is pretty boring now that school's out.
Oh yea. ATC is on Friday. Whoopee. Start packing tomorrow.
And another joke to end off. This one cracks me up every time.
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"
Think about it.
11:33 AM
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