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HELLO I WILL UPDATE THIS THING SOON (:
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Sunday, November 11, 2007
Lemme start off with another joke. Two middle-aged rednecks wanted to go to school to pick up some skills. So, they applied and the first one went in for an interview. "So, a few choices are avaliable to you, such as Math, Geography and Logical deduction." "Logical Deduction? What's that?" "Oh. It's the process where I ask one question and can deduce through logic more about unrelated objects. Let me give you an example. Do you have a lawn-mower?" "Yes." "Then, I can deduce from logic that you have a yard." "Golly, you're right!" "If you have a yard, that means you have a house." "Wow!" "If you have a house, you probably have a wife." "By Jove, how did you know?" "And if you have a wife, you must be straight." "Correct again! I'm taking this course."
Anyway, after applying for the course, he went out, and the other redneck asked him how the interview went. "It was so cool! Take the Logic Deduction course!" "What's that?" "Let me give an example. Do you have a lawn mower?" "Erm.. no." "You're gay, aren't you?" ------------------------------- Actually I read that from somewhere but forgot, so I typed it out instead of copying.
Now I have a nice new cube thanks to my sister! And... here's another joke.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!!! HAHAHA!!!
Okay that was lame. I know that joke exists but I thought of it before I knew about the joke... And yeps. So...
Just filling the time till Heroes. Speaking of Heroes, I was looking at Tim's blog when I saw that he did the superhero/villian quizzes. He's Venom and Hulk. I did it too. Guess what? Poison Ivy, Superman. Weird. But cool to have a mix of both. Would be like... dunno. And, I MANAGED TO SOLVE A RUBIK CUBE! Now just trying to memorise the algs. Bored during the hol's anyway. If nothing is going on tomorrow I might consider going to the gym or something. I might make a emo post later on today so stay tuned. Heroes in 30 minutes, can't wait.
9:19 PM
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